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Tea towel with a Cartoon sloth in a blanket with coffee and toast, text 'Definitely Not Into Mornings', on a white tiled wall.
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Sloth Definitely Not Into Mornings Extra Large Tea Towel (Flour Sack)

$19.95
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Meet the Sloth Definitely Not Into Mornings Extra Large Tea Towel (Flour Sack)—the only kitchen accessory that understands your struggle with early birds. Featuring a grumpy sloth clutching her morning coffee and pancakes, this towel whispers, "Mornings? No thanks!" in a way only sleep-deprived adults can appreciate. Perfect for those days when you need a reminder that not everyone leaps out of bed ready to seize the day. Use it to dry dishes, catch spills, or simply to cover your eyes during those ungodly hours. Measuring in at an impressive size, it can handle even the most ambitious pancake stack—no judgment here. Whether you’re battling breakfast or just trying to hide your early morning complexion, this tea towel has your back (and your inner sloth). Treat yourself to a touch of lazy charm in your kitchen because let’s be honest—some of us are just not morning people. Grab yours before it decides to hit snooze!

Size: 28" x 28"
Material: 100% Cotton; flour sack towels are highly absorbent, long-lasting, and dry quickly
Care: Machine Wash Cold; Tumble Dry Low Heat
care

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Design

Every design is thoughtfully created to blend originality with everyday ease. Simple, fun, and made to fit your vibe — whatever that looks like today.

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