Raccoon Skills You Can't Teach Tie Dye Tee
Description
Behold: a raccoon who's mastered water skiing better than she's mastered not stealing your snacks. This tee celebrates the absurd confidence of a trash panda carving up the lake with a margarita in one paw and zero regard for physics. Each shirt is hand tie-dyed in Colortone 1000 cotton, so your design is as one-of-a-kind as a raccoon in a life vest. Pick the Eternity swirl if you want maximum "look at me" energy, or go Spidey Silver if you prefer your woodland chaos served subtle. Soft, breathable, and ready for anyone brave enough to wear their sense of humor on their sleeve. Because some skills really can't be taught , they're just raccoon magic.
Product features
- 5.3 oz./yd², 100% heavyweight cotton
- Pre-shrunk
- Individually hand dyed for one of a kind style
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches for easy on/off and returns to shape
- Double needle stitch on sleeves and hem for long lasting wear
- Back neck tape for reinforced durability and a clean finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Every design is thoughtfully created to blend originality with everyday ease. Simple, fun, and made to fit your vibe — whatever that looks like today.